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:yikes:That that is, is. That that is not, is not. That that is is not that that is not, and that that is not is not that that is.:yikes::dizzy:
 

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Not last night, but the night before... there were three monkeys, came to my door... one had a fiddle, one had a drum, and one had a pancake stuck to his bum.
 

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Not last night, but the night before... there were three monkeys, came to my door... one had a fiddle, one had a drum, and one had a pancake stuck to his bum.

:dunno:Musta been some GOOOOD STUFF!!!!:giggle:
 

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They actually show up once a week or so, its just usually not a pancake.


A bird in the hand, is worth about $100
 

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They actually show up once a week or so, its just usually not a pancake.


A bird in the hand, is worth about $100

Yukko on the monkees with their "pancakes"....:yikes:

The bird in the hand..... Just &100? I think that'd depend on what you wanted the 'bird' to do!:yahoo:
 

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It would appear that the 3 of you have been running your cars in the garage with the door down.

Everyone knows that a frog with 2 legs cannot hop all that well when you say HOP and,
that a frog with no legs goes deaf when you tell him the same thing

No need to thank me
 

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Ok, I won't.
 

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Ahhhh.....words of the wise (_*_).......:lol:
 

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"When you are stuck in the mud up to your shiny parts... that is when you find out who your real friends are." ~ Chuckie Finster
 

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My wife and I walked past a swanky new restaurant last night.

"Did you smell that food?" she asked. "Incredible!"

Being the nice and Kind Hearted guy I am, I thought, "What the heck, I'll treat her!"

So we walked past it again.

Nothing too good for Precious is what I always say.

 

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Marge, don't discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals!... except the weasels. - Homer​
 

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.......and today is.........

 

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"The greatest political storm flutters only a fringe of humanity, but an ordinary man and an ordinary woman and their ordinary children will literally alter the destiny of nations." –GK Chesterton
 
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