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Dude, I aint leaving without some of that on at least on of my vehicles interiors. That way I can say I have the biggest **** :giggle:
Seriously, do I have wear protection to drive my car? Will the seats be ribbed for my wife's pleasure? Does a baby whale cover a KIA and an Adult cover an Cadillac? Will I have to seduce my car everytime I want to drive it? Will the wife want to drive it more? Does this make me BI? If I drive my car real aggressively, do the seats get harder? Ok, sorry, Iwill try to keep it cleaner. Because I have so much more.....:devil:

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:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

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:eek:k3:I'll take one!!! For my EX!!!!:eek:k3:
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Yeah, I hear when you rub the seats, it turns into the long-wheelbase version
 

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I snickered out loud when I read this:
"At least you know it's waterproof!" :giggle:
 

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Wouldn't the balls be softer?
 

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How would you like the job of harvesting the leather for the seat?
I hear the competition for that job is really Stiff.
 

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Plus the days are long, the work is hard, and you're working with dicks all day...
 

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You guys are too funny. Just the thought of that interior makes my bottom hurt, and I think I would seriously consider it a major ding on my guy card if I was to choose that interior, however I guess that would be one whale of story if you did it :eek:k3:
Is it fair to say that if your buddy got that interior and you wanted it? It could be considered penis envy?:devil:


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P-3 wants this!!!!!
 
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Back in my drunken days I hunted down a whale vajayjay or seven.
 

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