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You Know Youre A Riceburnerboy If..


... you find yourself using the excuse 'yo, but you gots twice as many cylindas, du' after EVERY race
... you drive a 4 door 'type R'
... your gumby pants make it hard to shift
... more than 20 of your mods involve sheilding whats actually underneath
... you have stickers that even most asians dont get
... you have stickers for parts you dont have
... you refer to 50hp as the 'big shot'
... your car has so much camber it can drive on its side
... when you drive by, WWII veterans run for shelter
... your exhaust tip diameter is 4 times the inner muffler diameter
... you have 'power by' anything anywhere on a car made by the engine manufacturer
... birds make nests on your spoiler because its taller than the trees
... you sell crack for the image...not the money
... you have 'N/T' polished on the side of car and you dont know what bracket racing is...
... you will only race if the other guy removes four sparkplugs
... you can't race uphills
... you have "All Motor" emblazoned on your rear hatch right next to your 14.50 dial in
... you brag to have nitrous and have a 14.50 dial in
... your exhaust system for your 1.8L is bigger than most Pro-stock cars
... you spent more money on stickers and stripes than your parents paid for your car
... you go to a performance shop and immediately start rummaging through the decal bin
... your tach is bigger than your head
... you have a shiftlight and your car is an automatic
... you refuse to race because it's a "show car"
... your only mods are cut factory springs and a 5" chrome exhaust tip
... at Autocross events you don't participate because you have a drag race setup and at drag events you brag about kicking ass on the autocross.
... you have more lights on the front of your car than the USS Voyager
... you brag about a turbo kit that never seems to get installed.
... your exhaust sounds like a dying Moose
... your bright green $300 air filter is bigger than your engine.


Definitions:


ACURA
Always Catching Up, Rarely Ahead

HONDA
Had One, Never Did Again

HYUNDAI
Here's Y U Never Drive An Import

Kia
Keep It Away

NISSAN
Need I Say Something About Nothing

TOYOTA
Tolerances Over Yielding, Often Towwed Away

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:clap::clap::clap::clap:
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thanks for the good laugh Don.
 

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LMFAO When I read this!! The best part, I've been given the excuse "yo, but you gots twice as many cylindas, du" From A guy I ran a couple weeks ago! :knob:
 

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Bwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahah
 

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your exhaust sounds like a dying moose. hahahaaaaa. that one killed me.

but hey, i like Acura/Honda. Acura Legends' were the shit...not to mention the NSX. hell, the second generation Legends were better cars (performance wise) than a lot of Impalas :/ i love my 2000 LS dont get me wrong, but i also like Legends. i love FWD so i guess it comes naturally. Hate/Dislike comments go here ___________________________________________.
 

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Ricers never learn do they.. I always have fun blowing by them in my Impala...
 

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Don't get it wrong there's a lot of hondas around my way that shit. But I can't stand em-__-. There's a guy out here who has a V6 hatch & it shits on vettes.
 

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You know you are a ricer when..

You have an F1 size Rear Spoiler on a FWD car.
 

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I had a Z32 (last generation) 300ZX Twin Turbo, unmolested, all stock. I felt like people looked at me like it was a ricer anyway. Too much damn Fast and Furious hype.
 

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^I don't see you in one of those......just sayin. lol
 

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^^ That is why I got rid of it. It was a early mid life crisis thing.
 

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Which the SS totally isn't...
 
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