Screw The Environment
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Why are soccer moms the way they are?
Soccer moms truly piss me off, one day, right when i got it back from the body shop before it started overheating, I was cruising in my 1964 impala (which is well maintained mind you and even upgraded in several key areas) when a giant Lexus SUV pulled up besides me. The woman inside rolled her window down and said "sir could you pull over that jalopy? I don't want you polluting my precious little boys air". Surprised at what I heard I said "excuse me?".
She said "you heard me, I don't want your death trap risking my sons life, pull over now!"
At this point I was furious "go eff yourself lady". After the stop light turned green i smoked the tires in a burn out and peeled out. Behind me I could hear her threatening to call the cops.
Why are soccer moms so ****** and think we all have to follow their rules?