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Old 07-22-2012, 08:55 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Why are soccer moms the way they are?

Soccer moms truly piss me off, one day, right when i got it back from the body shop before it started overheating, I was cruising in my 1964 impala (which is well maintained mind you and even upgraded in several key areas) when a giant Lexus SUV pulled up besides me. The woman inside rolled her window down and said "sir could you pull over that jalopy? I don't want you polluting my precious little boys air". Surprised at what I heard I said "excuse me?".
She said "you heard me, I don't want your death trap risking my sons life, pull over now!"
At this point I was furious "go eff yourself lady". After the stop light turned green i smoked the tires in a burn out and peeled out. Behind me I could hear her threatening to call the cops.

Why are soccer moms so ****** and think we all have to follow their rules?

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Old 07-22-2012, 02:27 PM   #2 (permalink)
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someone has to make sure their kids grow up stupid.

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Thankfully, I get nothing but nice things said about my barracuda. That said, if it was me, I would have revved my engine up to about 3K until the light turned green, THEN done a burn out. Get up to the speed limit and then just stay there in front of her.

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With the stangs they rememind me of the civics.... everybody frm that freshman girl in high schoo to that old man who has three of them has a damn stang..... ill even say the stang is the american honda civic...

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That's messed up. Was she wearing a straight jacket?

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Should have asked her is she believed in "reduce reuse recycle" and when she said yes ask her to explain who was doing a better job of applying that philosophy to their daily life?

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I'm not sure you ran into a soccer mOm, per se. I think you ran into what northerners call a bitch, and here in the south, we call heifers.

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Should have asked her is she believed in "reduce reuse recycle" and when she said yes ask her to explain who was doing a better job of applying that philosophy to their daily life?
Not sure that would have worked. She seemed like a yuppie and anything or anyone who argues with them must be wrong.
Here in Silicon valley we have the highest ratio of yuppies to regular people.

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Hmm....I play extremely vulgar rap in my car loudly with the windows down. Nobody with their windows down has ever said anything. lol

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Agreed to what donmateo said, but mostly loud music in general. However, being from upstate NY, if you give me shit, I'll give it back.

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I can't believe she called your Imp a jalopy....she isn't fit to raise children if she can't appreciate beauty slappin her in the face in the form of Chevy at it's best.

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lol.... i have to agree with just about everyone here.... where i just moved from in riverside california there is a lot of soccer moms out there who dont a older car from the 70's on back look good to them.. they would rather have a brand new BMW witch they cant make payments and even at times lose the house... but to them its worth it as long as they look good doing it...

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Holy @#$! What an idiot. I'da asked her if she forgot her medication, floored it and stayed in front of her too. Then, if she continued harassing, I'd have called the cops. Just to teach her a lesson. I HATE people like that. Who the hell do they think they are? Control freaks....

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Nothing beats a classic. Not even windshielder wipers on your headlights haha.

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Yeah, what you encountered is known as a yuppie, they're all like that. One of the bigger reasons I f***ing hate Portland, the place is lousy with them.

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