Jimbeau getting some wood!

Big Kahuna 13 · 02-06-2009, 06:37 AM

On Jimbeau's birthday (70th? 80th?), he got a gift certificate from his lady friend. The certificate paid for a visit to a shaman living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction.

He drove to the reservation, handed his certificate to the shaman, and wondered what he was in for. The old man slowly and methodically produced a potion, handed it to Jimbeau, and with a grip on his shoulder, warned, "This is powerful medicine and it must be respected. You take only a teaspoonful and then say '1-2-3.' When you do that, you will be more manly than you have ever been in your life, and you will be able to perform as long as you want."

Jimbeau was psyched. As he walked away, Jimbeau turned and asked, 'How do I stop the medicine from working?'

The shaman replied, "Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,' but when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon."

Jimbeau was eager to see if it worked. He went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited his lady friend to join him in the bedroom. When she came in, he took off his clothes and said, '1-2-3!' Immediately, he was the manliest of men!

The gal was excited and began undressing ... then she asked, 'What was the 1-2-3 for?'

And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition!

**04DetroitLS** · 02-06-2009, 06:56 AM

Heavy_SS · 02-06-2009, 06:57 AM

now Jimmy's preposition is dangling!!

**George Bates Automotive** · 02-06-2009, 08:09 AM

Awkward

Big Kahuna 13 · 02-06-2009, 08:13 AM

He'll take awkward and dangling any day of the week.

It's better than the alternative. An "inny"!!!

**George Bates Automotive** · 02-06-2009, 08:14 AM

Well the alternative WOOD never leave em HANGING. Maybe a hemaphrodities type thing would please em?

Erik · 02-06-2009, 09:45 AM

Jimmy told me if that thing tries to shove another biscuit up his ass, he's gonna cut it off.

Jimbeau · 02-06-2009, 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Heavy_SS

now Jimmy's preposition is dangling!!

I predicate this subject to be useless. Phrased differently, I verbally renounce it. Period!

95_9C1 · 02-06-2009, 05:50 PM

SMH@boner_pills.com

Jimbeau · 02-06-2009, 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimbeau

I predicate this subject to be useless. Phrased differently, I verbally renounce it. Period!

I guess Chilly is the only person who could appreciate this.

bigbuh · 02-06-2009, 06:41 PM

Can we change the title of this thread to Jimbeau getting some plane tickets to DFW?

96SSAgain · 02-06-2009, 07:02 PM

I've had a dangling participle before... pretty embarrassing. The preposition is almost as bad.

95_9C1 · 02-06-2009, 07:28 PM

a premature adjective left a remark but was brought up again when i rejoinder

Jimbeau · 02-06-2009, 07:32 PM

I sentence this thread to die in fragments.

Bewber · 02-06-2009, 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimbeau

I sentence this thread to die in fragments.

From:natural:causes:or:from:an:overactive:colon?

02-06-2009, 06:37 AM	#1 (permalink)
Big Kahuna 13 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 211 View My Garage Big Kahuna 13	Jimbeau getting some wood! Remove this ad! On Jimbeau's birthday (70th? 80th?), he got a gift certificate from his lady friend. The certificate paid for a visit to a shaman living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction. He drove to the reservation, handed his certificate to the shaman, and wondered what he was in for. The old man slowly and methodically produced a potion, handed it to Jimbeau, and with a grip on his shoulder, warned, "This is powerful medicine and it must be respected. You take only a teaspoonful and then say '1-2-3.' When you do that, you will be more manly than you have ever been in your life, and you will be able to perform as long as you want." Jimbeau was psyched. As he walked away, Jimbeau turned and asked, 'How do I stop the medicine from working?' The shaman replied, "Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,' but when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon." Jimbeau was eager to see if it worked. He went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited his lady friend to join him in the bedroom. When she came in, he took off his clothes and said, '1-2-3!' Immediately, he was the manliest of men! The gal was excited and began undressing ... then she asked, 'What was the 1-2-3 for?' And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition! __________________ 94 Impala SS - something out of a crate dropped in it - hint: 8.2 liters -12's so far 95 Impala SS - burned it to the ground once - 11.99@116 96 Impala SS - clean, perfect, 38K miles, stock, show winner, and SOLD! to Crackah J also...2007 LS2 TB SS / 2007 Sub 6.0 LTZ / 1969 Camaro SS 396 Convertible

02-06-2009, 06:56 AM	#2 (permalink)
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02-06-2009, 06:57 AM	#3 (permalink)
Heavy_SS Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: MinneSSota Posts: 484 View My Garage Heavy_SS	now Jimmy's preposition is dangling!! __________________ Eric Iverson 96 BBB SS 51 k and counting. Typical newbie mods, with no gas in the tank. www.minnessota.com

02-06-2009, 08:09 AM	#4 (permalink)
George Bates Automotive Administrator Join Date: May 2008 Location: Upland,Ca Posts: 3,570	Awkward __________________ My name is Angel. I have been around B-bodies since mid 2000 and have been working on them since about 2002. I work at a shop that specializes in the repair and restoration/refurbishing of 91-96 Caprice and Impala cars. I do not and have not claimed to know everything about these cars, but by seeing a great deal of these cars daily I can usually be of some help in giving advise when a problem comes up. Feel free to ask questions

02-06-2009, 08:13 AM	#5 (permalink)
Big Kahuna 13 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 211 View My Garage Big Kahuna 13	He'll take awkward and dangling any day of the week. It's better than the alternative. An "inny"!!! __________________ Have you visited the Impala Forums Store today? Thousands of cars & parts for sale!

02-06-2009, 08:14 AM	#6 (permalink)
George Bates Automotive Administrator Join Date: May 2008 Location: Upland,Ca Posts: 3,570	Well the alternative WOOD never leave em HANGING. Maybe a hemaphrodities type thing would please em? __________________ My name is Angel. I have been around B-bodies since mid 2000 and have been working on them since about 2002. I work at a shop that specializes in the repair and restoration/refurbishing of 91-96 Caprice and Impala cars. I do not and have not claimed to know everything about these cars, but by seeing a great deal of these cars daily I can usually be of some help in giving advise when a problem comes up. Feel free to ask questions

02-06-2009, 09:45 AM	#7 (permalink)
Erik Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: New Haven, CT Posts: 626	Jimmy told me if that thing tries to shove another biscuit up his ass, he's gonna cut it off. __________________ Nodding Tiger Mod

02-06-2009, 05:50 PM	#9 (permalink)
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02-06-2009, 06:41 PM	#11 (permalink)
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02-06-2009, 07:02 PM	#12 (permalink)
96SSAgain Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 125 View My Garage 96SSAgain	I've had a dangling participle before... pretty embarrassing. The preposition is almost as bad. __________________ 96 SS 3.73 rear end...and that's about it "I don't get it" - pic and statement posted here by UberWagon. Disclaimer: I'm not knocking ISSF. I read the posts the pic was from. I just think the pic is friggin hilarious.

02-06-2009, 07:28 PM	#13 (permalink)
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02-06-2009, 07:32 PM	#14 (permalink)
Jimbeau Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Detroit MI Posts: 803	I sentence this thread to die in fragments. __________________ rare '95 1A2 pos

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